i caN’T BREATHE
NO OKAY I JUST REWATCHED THOR THE OTHER DAY AND WAS LIKE ‘WAIT. WAIT. AT THIS POINT LOKI HAS ALREADY GIVEN BIRTH AND GIVEN HIS SON TO HIS DAD TO RIDE AROUND NO OKAY EVERYTHING HE DOES FROM THIS POINT ON IS EXCUSED’
but i also had to wonder how he lost the baby weight.
“Dad, I asked you to BABYSIT HIM FOR A DAY. WHAT PART OF ‘BABYSIT’ TRANSLATES TO ‘RIDE HIM INTO A POTENTIAL BATTLE’? YOU ARE NOT THE WORLD’S BEST GRANDPA. I’M TAKING THAT COFFEE MUG AWAY FROM YOU.”
I’M TAKING THAT COFFEE MUG AWAY FROM YOU
“You said to babysit. I have taken the baby, and sat myself upon him. I do not understand your dismay.”
Literally all of this post. XD
loki and horse jokes will NEVER GET OLD I SWEARkjghdfkjg
We’re all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share that same mark.
if anyone wants me to explain what an ‘anticlimax’ is, i’ll show them this text post
According to Neil deGrasse Tyson on Cosmos, we can find these little guys in the dew drops on leaves, and they are one of the toughest living animals on Earth, having survived 5 mass extinctions. Oh, and they are also called “Water Bears” and “Moss Piglets”.
CG GIF of a tardigrade not mine - found it on the National Geographic website.
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
Every person who reblogs this, eVeRySiNgLe OnE, will get a short sentence about what my first impression about you is from your URL.
I sometimes forget that Death is a female (who’s in love with deadpool) in the Marvel universe.
I will always reblog this.
omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category
you got poland lookin nice
Namibia workin it
Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect
Haiti fuckin rockin it
Great Britain got damn
Switzerland hell yeah
we had to be a fucking transformer
is this real life
reblogging this again just to add
canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me
but did you guys see this: